Monday, September 14, 2015

Debunking Myths and ‘Bunking Facts About Blondes

By Marilyn “Mary” Monroe-Culpepper, Ph.D.

Our guest blogger Marilyn “Mary” Monroe-Culpepper, Ph.D. is a noted sociocultural anthropologist, the world’s leading blonde studies scholar and a natural born blonde (we swear). Her research has been published in a bunch of really important international science journals and she frequently appears as a contributor on the Antiquities Channel.

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I am so excited to be a BIRTE guest blogger ahead of IRTE’s production of THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLONDES presented by Theater for the New City's Dream Up Festival from September 16 to 20.  As the world’s top blonde studies scholar, I am always thrilled to see the celebration and proliferation of pro-blonde sentiments.

When I got the call from IRTE, I was on the heels on making a huge discovery in my cutting edge research on blondes. I mean, I was literally in the middle of examining a strand of Pamela Anderson’s hair underneath a microscope, and when I say I dropped everything, I mean it. I spilled everything in my petri dish when I reached for my iPhone. That’s how important IRTE’s League of Extraordinary Blondes is to the movement, and I am just happy to be a part of it.

A little bit more about me, I am not only a scholar but also a natural born towhead. Really, I am! Really! I am a native of the Indonesian Islands where you can find the world’s only dark-skinned people who are naturally blonde people. You can attribute our fair locks to the TYRPI gene, which is completely different from the gene that causes blonde hair in western and European populations. Bet you thought you knew everything there was to know about blondes!

Here’s a bunch of other facts you maybe didn’t know about us blondes:

Strawberry Head!
A Natural Blonde
  • June is Blonde Appreciation Month!
  • But September is the month when IRTE’s League of Extraordinary Blondes comes to the Dream Up Festival at the Theater for the New City
  • Strawberry blonde, the mixture of blonde and red hair, is the rarest type of blonde hair.
  • Only two percent of the world’s entire population is naturally blonde!
  • The highest concentration of natural blondes are found in—you guessed it!—northern Europe.
  • Blondes have a higher strand count than people with other hair colors, and blonde beard hair grows faster than beard hair of any other color.
    A lotta Latvians
  •  Every year, a bunch of people converge in Latvia for a festival dedicated to dyeing your hair blonde.
  • The “dumb blonde” trope reportedly originated in France in the 1770s however modern science has not established any links between levels of intelligence and hair color.
  • Germans were held captive in the Roman era, and their blonde hair was used to make fashionable wigs for ladies.
  • Ancient Romans used pigeon dung to lighten their hair; Venetians of the Renaissance period used horse urine.
    Beauty at any price



Go see The League of Extraordinary Blondes in the Dream Up Festival in the Theater for the New City. It gets my seal of approval. It’s action-packed, it’s sexy and they’re making blonde history out there. You’re going to want to listen to me—I am the single most important blonde scholar of the 21st century.


 The League of Extraordinary Blondes runs September 16 - 20 at Theater for the New CityCabaret Theater, 155 First Ave., New York, NY 10003

Thursday, September 10, 2015

You Are Cordially Invited to…THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLONDES!

A Formal Invitation from Melissa Cole...

Your presence is requested at IRTE’s latest production of THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLONDES presented by the Theater for the New City's Dream Up Festival from September 16 to 20! Cue the trumpets!


Ahead of this momentous production, allow us to introduce this year’s honorary inductees into the League of Extraordinary Blondes’ Hall of Fame!

Let’s welcome legendary actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, Grammy award winning singer Mary J. Blige, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Academy Award winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Nobel Prize recipient and scientist Marie Curie into our LOEB Hall of Fame and find out what makes these golden-tressed ladies just so extraordinary…

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Zsa Zsa Gabor



- Blonde ambition since… 1917
- The time this blonde had "more fun": Zsa Zsa has been married nine times. Once, when asked how many husbands she had, she was quoted as responding, "You mean other than my own?"
- Legally blonde: Accused of slapping a Beverly Hills police office in 1989
- The gentleman that prefers this blonde: Married to German-born socialite Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt since 1986

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Mary J. Blige



- Blonde ambition since… 1971
- Oops! She had a blonde moment! Once tweeted, "Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that!"
- The time this blonde had "more fun": Mary’s dancing has been described as “crazy ass” dancing but it looks like she’s having a blast!



- Legally blonde: Awarded $105,000 in 2014 after winning a countersuit against a concert promoter who sued her for cancelling a performance in Dallas
- The gentleman that prefers this blonde: Married record producer Kendu Isaacs in 2003

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Hillary Clinton



- Blonde ambition since… 1947
- Oops! She had a blonde moment! This presidential hopeful is currently embroiled in controversy over having maintained separate, personal email accounts instead of using official government email accounts when she served as United States Secretary of State.
- The time this blonde had "more fun": Forget about the economy, this blonde former first lady has just the recipe to solve this country’s serious lack of fun being had—summer camp for grownups! "We really need to have camps for adults. … None of the serious stuff. None of the life challenge stuff. More fun. I think we have a huge 'fun deficit' in America,” Clinton said in March 2015.
- Legally blonde: Earned her J.D. from Yale Law School in 1973
- The gentleman that prefers this blonde: Married former president Bill Clinton in Arkansas in 1975

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Gwyneth Paltrow



- Blonde ambition since… 1972
- Oops! She had a blonde moment! Once compared mean Internet comments to surviving war
- The time this blonde had "more fun": Has called rapper Jay-Z her “best friend” and even once sang with him at a concert at the renowned Royal Albert Hall in London
- Legally blonde: In 2014, Paltrow’s lifestyle website Goop was sued by a New York author who specializes in health and wellness for trademark infringement when she used his trademarked title “Diet Detective” on her website
- The gentleman that prefers this blonde: Since divorcing, er, consciously uncoupling from Coldplay front man Chris Martin, Paltrow has reportedly been dating television producer Brad Falchuk

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Marie Curie


- Blonde ambition since… 1867
- Oops! She had a blonde moment! A New York Times profile in 1903 described Curie as “an exceedingly attractive woman, a delicate blonde with fair, blue eyes.” An icon of science, Curie certainly invalidates any commonly held conventions about the mental agility of blondes!
- The time this blonde had "more fun": The first woman to win a Nobel Prize and the only person to win in multiple sciences, Curie discovered the elements radium and polonium and developed a theory of radioactivity.
- Legally blonde: According to the Daily Mail, the Swedish Academy of Sciences wrote Curie in 1911 in an attempt to dissuade her from coming to Sweden to accept her second Nobel Prize because of scandalous rumors allegedly that Curie was a home wrecker and secretly Jewish. Curie wrote back, “The prize has been awarded for the discovery of radium and polonium... I cannot accept that the appreciation of the value of scientific work should be influenced by libel and slander concerning private life.”
- The gentleman that prefers this blonde: Born in Warsaw, Poland, this naturalized-French physicist and chemist married Pierre Curie—also a French physicist—in 1895.

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Congratulations are in order to these ladies who are all certainly extraordinary blondes in their own right but be sure to come see the actual blonde bombshells of IRTE’s LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BLONDES when they hit the stage at the Dream Up Festival at The Theatre for the New City, starting September 16!

The League of Extraordinary Blondes runs September 16 - 20 at Theater for the New CityCabaret Theater, 155 First Ave., New York, NY 10003
Tickets $15