Summer is almost here. Naturally, one's thoughts turn to escape from this admirable, yet soon to be sweltering, metropolis for a little vacation. What oh what, is a penthouse dweller to do?
After you’ve packed the kids off to space camp (with their very own, luxurious, personal space pod attached to the ISS), it’s time to think about Mommy and Daddy Dearest.
Gold Truffle Travel will bring you to the most dreamt of places on the planet.
You’ll bask in the sunshine of your very own secluded villa on your very own secluded island in your very own secluded Maldives. There’s plenty to do here, from snorkeling, and parasailing, to having your own baby whale to love and care for. Teach it to swim as you glide along with it in your own private submersible.
We’ll take you to Mongolia where you will go wolf hunting with eagles as your companions... and WEAPONS. Each eagle is hand picked by our expert staff, and is fed the finest rat and squirrel while on the expedition. Have no fear of your dining needs. While your personal eagle may partake of rodent, you shall eat in pampered luxury in a Tiffany tent with all the best marbled beef Mongolia has to offer.
Perhaps hunting is not your style? Or a relaxing vacation in the sun seems... ho-hum? Why not come with us to the END OF THE WORLD? An all expense paid trip to Antarctica! Our most adventurous trip yet features PENGUIN SKIING!
What is penguin skiing? You hold the reins of an entire waddle of penguins. When we blast the fully digitally recorded hi-fidelity sounds of orcas, the penguins take off in fear, and YOU are treated to the ride of your life. A Bentley snowmobile will return you lovingly to your own personal igloo for quiet snuggle time with your very own seal. Afterwards our staff will be more than delighted to turn your seal into a coat for your very own pleasure. What’s most wonderful about this trip is the coat is complimentary, so you can take your seal friend coat along with you, and have a memory to cherish... forever.
Please, have your personal assistant's personal assistant call us today and let us arrange the vacation of a lifetime, or for our most wealthy clientele, the vacation of this summer!
Please note, the Fyre Festival in the Bahamas has experienced certain difficulties. GTT is not responsible for any loss of money or sanity.
- Robert Baumgardner reporting for GTT
- Robert Baumgardner reporting for GTT
Bask in the luxury of...
BRP II
Friday and Saturday nights at 8 p.m.
June 16, 17, 23 & 24
The Producer’s Club
358 W 44th St, New York, NY
